Charity

In addition to buying gifts, people usually give to charity at the end of the year. Whether it’s the “spirit” of the season that loosens up the purse strings or a mad rush to get all of the taxable donations in, non-profits will joyfully receive whatever you have to spare.

As a rule, I try to make sure that I’m giving to a charity/nonprofit/program that whose official philosophy/belief system doesn’t think that lgbt people need to be eradicated from the world or that women need to be controlled. No feeding the hungry with one hand while threatening to cast a soul in hell with the other.

Now, some people would say, “Ignore that belief or vision that you don’t agree with because, where it matters, organization x is doing good work!” The problem with that is when there is a conflict between doing “good work” or adhering to that core belief–that organization is going to toss “good works” right out of the window. Why ask me to ignore it if they won’t?

Holiday Double Feature: ThanksKilling & Santa’s Slay

ThanksKilling – wisecracking, homicidal turkey kills stalks 5 “teenagers”. This is a spoof horror movie that’s pretty funny. It takes standard horror movie elements that are already absurd and amplifies them by 1000. Our bird is flexible–he will use a shotgun, an axe, a knife, his beak or whatever is nearby. Best of all, he believes in safe-sex; though, it’s never quite explain how he got that extra-small, gravy flavored condom…

Santa’s Slay – I think at one point, everyone has realized that “Santa” is just “Satan” with a wayward “n”. Both entities wear red and are associated with fire–you though it was a just a quirk that Santa digs chimneys and fireplace? Well, it turns out that Santa is Satan’s only son…who lost a bet with an angel and had to spend 1,000 years spreading Christmas cheer and handing out presents. Having fulfilled the terms of the bet, Santa is now free to butcher you and your entire family–just like in the good old days. Oh, you should know that this is a comedy.

Gold star for you if you recognize former WWF wrestler Bill Goldberg as Santa!

On Precious…

I have seen a lot of horror movies. I have seen a lot of scary, cringe inducing scenes. More times than I can count, I have heard orchestral music exploding into a frenzy because the superhuman serial killer, demonic force, vengeful ghost, alien, vampire, werewolf, or mutant monster is just around the corner.

Still, I don’t think I have ever felt more dread or fear in a movie theater than when Precious returns home with her new baby.