Holiday Double Feature: ThanksKilling & Santa’s Slay

ThanksKilling – wisecracking, homicidal turkey kills stalks 5 “teenagers”. This is a spoof horror movie that’s pretty funny. It takes standard horror movie elements that are already absurd and amplifies them by 1000. Our bird is flexible–he will use a shotgun, an axe, a knife, his beak or whatever is nearby. Best of all, he believes in safe-sex; though, it’s never quite explain how he got that extra-small, gravy flavored condom…

Santa’s Slay – I think at one point, everyone has realized that “Santa” is just “Satan” with a wayward “n”. Both entities wear red and are associated with fire–you though it was a just a quirk that Santa digs chimneys and fireplace? Well, it turns out that Santa is Satan’s only son…who lost a bet with an angel and had to spend 1,000 years spreading Christmas cheer and handing out presents. Having fulfilled the terms of the bet, Santa is now free to butcher you and your entire family–just like in the good old days. Oh, you should know that this is a comedy.

Gold star for you if you recognize former WWF wrestler Bill Goldberg as Santa!

Published by Tawanna

Sometimes writer, most times editor. Lover of mysteries and 70s/80s horror movies. Author of The Next Girl (short story collection) and The Closet Case (mystery).

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