Tuesday Terror: Maximum Overdrive (1986)

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Thanks to a mysterious comet, machines on Earth spring to life and finally take revenge on mankind. Our story centers on a group of people holed up in the Dixie Boy truck stop. They are menaced by a group of trucks that don’t want them to leave. Fighting back only yields momentary victories. Understanding that they are facing a future at the mercy of motor vehicles, the survivors make a dash for freedom. But in a world where man depends on machines, where can they go…

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Though it drags from time to time, Maximum Overdrive is one of those so bad it’s good horror movies. Written and directed by Stephen King, it’s based on his short story “Trucks”. The film would have been more fun if it had been man vs smaller appliances. You get a taste of this in the beginning when an electric knife strikes out against its human oppressor, a waitress. Most of the handheld horror is in glimpses – a corpse struck down by a portable cassette player, a woman who can’t let go of her hairdryer even in death.

The problem with having killer trucks is that you really have to help them kill you by staying still, walking out in front of them or running in a straight line. For a good chunk of the movie, the trucks just circle the gas pumps. They are so helpless that they literally have to call in a military gun thingy – ahem – an M274 Mule. There’s also a montage of humans being forced to fill up the mean machines’ gas tanks. You may want to refresh your snacks during this time.

One great thing about this movie is that it is full of familiar faces and voices. There’s Emilio Estevez, Pat Hingle, Frankie Faison and Yeardley Smith. Before he was Buggin Out in Do The Right Thing, Giancarlo Esposito was videoplayer in Maximum Overdreive. He has the best line in the film: “Yo Mama.”

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Tip:
Shouting, “We created you!” is not a good argument when machines attack.

Tuesday Terror: No End House (Ep 6)

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Channel Zero: No End House
The Hollow Girl (Episode 6)

No End House is over. We don’t know what or why it is – because it doesn’t matter.

In the finale, the villain shifted from No End House to Seth. The house is almost an innocent bystander.

What’s the moral here? Don’t go home with strangers you meet at the bar? Figure out your daddy issues before you start dating?

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I’m guessing the story about a girl who falls for a horrible guy (who leaves a trail of broken women in his wake) was sketched out first. They threw in some extra characters and a subplot or two to pad out the run time. A concept that could have made a decent 2 hour SyFy original movie became a bloated, six hour mini-series.

Seth
How did he manage to build a cage for his fake family?
How long has he been traveling with the house on the hunt for sad girls he can manipulate?
Moving from girl to girl, he moves into their houses. Total leech.

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Jules
A year has passed between episodes 5 & 6. Outside of her scouring the web for news of the latest No End House sighting, do we find out anything about Jules life during this time? Did she ever reconnect with her family? What was that orb all about?
Who cares? Jules’ only purpose is to walk down the street like a bad ass covered in goo to save Margot.
Note how she helps Margot face her enemies (twice!) but she didn’t have any help at all dealing with that thing in the basement.

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Before she found out her boyfriend was a manipulative bum, she wanted to destroy the house. If she had to live in this world, she didn’t want others to unwittingly fall into the same trap.
Once she sees Seth for what he really is, stopping the house is no longer in her top 3 things to do.

In summary:
Margot and Jules walk out of No End House friendship in tact.
Not The Father acted like a real dad.
Seth suffered the same fate as his ex-girlfriends.
No End House is free to lure new thrill seekers inside.
I scrubbed the saved episodes from my dvr.
Happy endings all around.

Tuesday Terror: No End House (Ep 5)

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Channel Zero: No End House
The Damage (Episode 5)

Sigh.

The episode descriptions on cable spoiled me for episodes 5 and 6; I knew that Margot  was going back into No End House and Jules will attempt to save her. The big question: why would Margot go back?

Unfortunately, the show let us down a bit here. I understand why Margot would want to stop Not The Father’s immediate attack on Seth. However, once the danger was over, she could have run away or continued fighting. It feels off that she suddenly lost her will to fight.

Also, since Seth wanted her to go back in, I wouldn’t be surprised if he helped Not The Father escape NEH world. (Since the medicine didn’t kill Not The Father, could it be that the real father died of a different cause?)

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To save Margot, I’m assuming Jules will have to finally face her orb. If it’s not an earth shattering reveal, it will be too little, too late. I’m not optimistic.
Yes, Jules gets to make up for the previous sin of abandoning her friend. Rah Rah friendship and sisterhood whatever. I wish she hadn’t been so willing to abandon herself.

Perhaps in the final episode, we will finally find out…who the heck is this:

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