How To Survive #4: Splitting Up Is A Bad Idea

It’s hard for the killer to pluck you off one by one if the group stays together. No splintering off into pairs or threesomes–unless you just want to become bait. Going off by yourself is NOT a good idea.

Beware the person who wants to catch or “talk to” the monster instead of killing it. What Ms “don’t kill it” is telling you is that you are expendable. When the chips are down, she will probably err on the side of helping the thing trying to kill you.

Sharing a traumatic experience with people may make you feel closer to them. This is a lie. Do not put your life on the line for someone who wouldn’t do the same for you. Do Not Do This. Ever.*

*Warning: Kelly Rowland “acting”

How To Survive #3 – The Cemetery Is Not A Hangout Spot

Pay your respects and go home.

Grief can make people do irrational things. Adding alcohol and drugs to the mix and you may accidentally set yourself up to be haunted by an evil spirit.  If you’re not ready to let a loved one go, raising the dead may seem like a good idea. Remember–what goes into the ground isn’t what comes out of the ground.

Now, if you are just going to the cemetery to hang out with your friends, that’s just an invitation to danger.

Get new friends. Go Online. Read a book.

Books are sexy.

How to Survive #2 – Do Your Own Property Research

There is a reason that house is so cheap.

It’s a beautiful house with a lovely garden. Yes, the neighbors all keep their distance, but look at those fabulous fireplace! It may not bother you that your dream home is the scene of several gruesome or that the previous owners called forth demons from the pentagram in the basement. Problem is, your real estate agent will probably forget to tell you. Even Worse, the agent did tell your spouse–who decided you don’t need to know. (This is grounds for a divorce. Seriously.)

Google is your friend. Put that address in the search engine and see what pops up. You have no excuse.

*Note how initial contact is made through the tv?