When Mr. George Eggplant, Esq, moved into the neighborhood, he quickly struck up a friendship with the jovial Mr. Ferdi.
They got along so well that the relationship took an amorous turn.
Within days of their new-found closeness, Mr. Ferdi discovered that he couldn’t move a hoof without it falling under the shadow of Mr. Eggplant’s nose. Mr. Ferdi invited Mr. Eggplant to dinner in hopes of setting out some ground rules.
The conversation did not go well.
Then, Mr. Ferdi invited the two ladies across the lane over for a delicious meal. He assured them it was made with love.
The End
Tawanna Sullivan 