The Strange and Brief Relationship of Mr. Ferdi and Mr. Eggplant

When Mr. George Eggplant, Esq, moved into the neighborhood, he quickly struck up a friendship with the jovial Mr. Ferdi.

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They got along so well that the relationship took an amorous turn.

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Within days of their new-found closeness, Mr. Ferdi discovered that he couldn’t move a hoof without it falling under the shadow of Mr. Eggplant’s nose. Mr. Ferdi invited Mr. Eggplant to dinner in hopes of setting out some ground rules.

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The conversation did not go well.

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Then, Mr. Ferdi invited the two ladies across the lane over for a delicious meal. He assured them it was made with love.

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The End

Published by Tawanna

Sometimes writer, most times editor. Lover of mysteries and 70s/80s horror movies. Author of The Next Girl

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