A little ditty to welcome in the month:
A tisket, a tasket / I lost my oblong casket
Got to find it before dawn or my soul will be gone…Van Helsing is ratchet / he desecrated my casket
I’ll curse his family for all time / eviscerate their minds
Okay, I’m still working on it. In the meantime, here’s a holiday favorite:
Warning: if you are squeamish, you should probably cover your eyes