Our First Cruise

What we did/saw/learned:

saw an eagles’ nest
played Bingo – won some cool cash; did not get the $10,000 jackpot
ate fancy cheese with basalmic vinegar and honey
witnessed a lot of ear-killing Karaoke
participated in a group game of ear-killing Karaoke
saw Dora the explorer and Diego. Did not see Sponge Bob or Patrick, though they were rumored to be around.
saw a Star Trek Exhibit
let a small bird eat a slice of apple from my hand
learned what ammolite is
saw lots of on-ship commercials for botox (Fine Lines and wrinkles on the face are horrible, terrible things that must be fiercely combated with Cosmetic Enhancement.)
learned that duty free liquor is cheap! (to bad we don’t drink)