Telling My Mother

Me: Hey, ma. I’m in another book. I’m sending you a copy. (pause) Don’t read it.

Mom: Don’t read it? What’s it called?

Me: (pause) Swing! Adventures in Swinging.

Mom: What’s that?

Me: It’s sorta like wife swapping but not really–

Mom: Oh, please, I’ve read stuff like that before. Guess what! I found a 45 of Don’t Stop T’il You Get Enough in the basement.

About Tawanna

Sometimes writer, most times editor. Lover of mysteries and 70s/80s horror movies. Author of The Next Girl

Posted on July 2, 2009, in Books & Writing and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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