Random Observation – Page 6

Bad Hair Day

Theory: The quality of a man’s toupee is inversely related to the size of a man bank account. AKA: The more money the dude has, the more likely his hair piece resembles a shaggy tribble or a dead raccoon. I think they do it on purpose as a weird kind of ego booster. “I’ll wearContinue reading “Bad Hair Day”

Jersey Wife

At the end of the civil union ceremony, the officiant declared us civilly ensconced. Not wife and wife, spouses, etc. Civilly ensconced. Yeah, sounds lovely. After we got the domestic partnership, it was easy to introduce M as my partner. Hasn’t been so easy to describe the relationship after the civil union. Partner doesn’t reallyContinue reading “Jersey Wife”

Wake Me On 9/12

9/11 is media black out day. I have absolutely no need to replay that day over and over and over again–so no television, newspapers, etc. While I understand the need for people to tell their stories (how I escaped, how my life has changed because I lost a loved one, etc), I don’t need toContinue reading “Wake Me On 9/12”