Tawanna

Lessons Of The Day

1) Sauted spinach is fine. Burned spinach is nasty. If you make a spinach omlette and put the flame too high . . . . 2) I can play poker pretty well–against drunk distracted people. 🙂

Theory: The quality of a man’s toupee is inversely related to the size of a man bank account. AKA: The more money the dude has, the more likely his hair piece resembles a shaggy tribble or a dead raccoon. I think they do it on purpose as a weird kind of ego booster. “I’ll wearContinue reading “Bad Hair Day”

Empty Pockets

I’m in a place where many people are tanned and face-lifted to within an inch of their lives. I just paid $17 for 2 bottled waters. Okay, the 2 bottles were $14 but the bar included an 18% service charge plus sales tax. I guess that just proves I’m in a swanky place. Hell, it’sContinue reading “Empty Pockets”