The Weather Channel: 24-hour Winter Storm Coverage (in miniature)
8am – It’s snowing! (Get your groceries now!)
12pm – It’s still snowing!
6pm – Damn, it’s still snowing! (Stop what you are doing and go home!)
11pm – Seriously, it’s still snowing. (Call in sick tomorrow!)
2am – Is it snowing–or is that just the wind? Nope, still snowing!
4am – It is going to stop eventually. It has to!
6am – Public transportation? LMAO!! – Just try it, suckas!
8am – Wow, wasn’t that some storm?