1) Don’t cross old people. They can kick your ass–and only get stronger after they die!

2) If you try to take someone’s house away from them, be prepared for a fight. (Mortgage loan officers–take note!)

3) Neither demons nor psychotic explorers can be reasoned with. Don’t waste precious time trying.

4) Once you cross over into uncharted territory (spiritual or otherwise) throw the rule book out the window.