-Rains every afternoon -’tis HOT -shot Aliens with M -went to Old San Juan -bought Gwen Ifill’s book The Breakthrough: Politics and Race In The Age Of Obama -reading Lesbian Funk by The Lesbian Goddess (aka Kimberly Q) -refused to pay $14.95 a day for internet access -realized today that you can connect from theContinue reading “Fajardo, so far…”
Category Archives: Vacation
Bad Hair Day
Theory: The quality of a man’s toupee is inversely related to the size of a man bank account. AKA: The more money the dude has, the more likely his hair piece resembles a shaggy tribble or a dead raccoon. I think they do it on purpose as a weird kind of ego booster. “I’ll wearContinue reading “Bad Hair Day”
Empty Pockets
I’m in a place where many people are tanned and face-lifted to within an inch of their lives. I just paid $17 for 2 bottled waters. Okay, the 2 bottles were $14 but the bar included an 18% service charge plus sales tax. I guess that just proves I’m in a swanky place. Hell, it’sContinue reading “Empty Pockets”