Category Archives: Brain Burp

I predict that within the next 9 months, the Syfy channel will be debuting a horror movie called “Swine Flu”. It will be about a group of teenagers who break into old Mr. Johnson’s farm for a weekend of debauchery and accidentally let out a barn full of mutated pigs who desire human flesh. TheContinue reading “Swine Flu Terror!”

The People (fantastic!) The Food (delicious!) The Stripper (whoo!) The Red Velvet Cake (sinful!) the Ride Home (uneventful) and then The Police

In the current cozy mystery that I’m reading, a woman is hit on the head by an unseen killer.  When she comes to, she continually refers to the attacker as a “he”. It’s brought to her attention that she couldn’t know the sex of the person who attacked her from behind. Then, she remembers thatContinue reading “Cluedo? Shoedo!”